meh
You wanna be one of them mindless sheep? Listens to Florida-Georgia Line while you fuck your cousin? Or you wanna use your own fucking brain? ... The album Nashville don't want you to hear... it's gonna make everything they built crumble, man.
Being a Baptist won't keep you from sinning, but it'll sure as hell keep you from enjoying it.
I can't take and feed a family of five on a little twelve ounce roll of sausage.
Were just about a week from an Ohio grand jury deciding that summary execution is a fair consequence for 12-year-old kids who play with toys outdoors
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Brain Training App 'Lumosity' to Pay $2 Million to Settle Deceptive Advertising Charges - Mac Rumors
James on Twitter: "@cwage @vgr @cigardubey I wouldn't call @cstross nobody. https://t.co/eyL8qD5Avn"
I am pee wee herman, the word of the day is passport. heHEEE!
not everybody is a puppet expert
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There had become a void in the market for System z skills, and TSUs program has the potential to fill that void,
students learn coding, COBOL business language and e-commerce practices.
void *p
We have restrictions on the density of poverty
Kevin Roose on Twitter: "I hope I win the Powerball so I can rent a 1BR apartment in San Francisco."
We have 420 people on board.
What the fuck, Nashville?
One study of 5,400 projects, by McKinsey and Oxford University, showed that 17 per cent of projects were so catastrophically bad they had threatened the very existence of the company.
In my experience, however, the simpler method has never worked on large software development efforts and the costs to recover far exceeded those required to finance the five-step process listed.
We hope you enjoyed our webinar
I scheduled a meeting to ask you some questions.
Contrary to what you may be thinking, the first step if this is not working is not to e-mail me about your system configuration.
this is why I want to shift to using the board not the emails
yeah whatever
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If you are currently Supreme Dictator of Earth, you could simply announce your intentions directly to your enslaved populace with relative impunity.
in the 10 years I've been doing this, this is a new one
do I need another bottom or top?
FUPA Tuesday
Welcome to Ubuntu 13.04
Llamas equal points.
Our goals are good performance, lowest customer latency, and most importantly lowest number of customer complains... customer complaints are expensive - smart people spend lots of time studying minute issues.. EXPENSIVE
anything to feel weightless again
Hustle until your haters ask if you're hiring.
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puppetlabs/trapperkeeper-webserver-jetty9: Trapperkeeper webservice service (jetty9 implementation).
we had to update the health check URL manually because whatever was in puppet was using a custom domain that was changed
buddism makes for a shitty DR plan
Buddhism makes for a shitty DR plan
I'm looking at at least three inches and more coming
I'm looking at at least 3 inches
turns out - capitalist like money
Kevin Mitnick on Twitter: "Who in the hell is Shimomura on my Linkedin? LOL https://t.co/U8L60G78qH"
ISO computer keyboards I don't care if they work when plugged into a computer. I'm a 2nd grade teacher and want them for my students to use to practice typing their spelling words and get their keyboarding skills in, too. Let me know if you have any leads
if a road forks and one path takes you to oracle, take the other road
If I drink more than a couple sodas I get the 'chili whispers'
Wherever you find people with heads up their asses, someone wants a piece of your Grandpa
apparently untappd badge levels max out at 50.
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tastes liks a dog's tennis ball
You can now watch JamesWhite in his natural habitat
Daddy needs his programs
this ain't gonna work, baby, nuh uh. i be out here hunting. you hear me?
Where did all the nice neighbors on Nextdoor go?
what time is that circlejerk tomorrow
Know when change gon' come like Obama would say but they shootin' everyday 'round my mama and them way
you can't go from latte to woo in 60 seconds
The moment you declare a set of ideas to be immune from criticism, satire, derision, or contempt, freedom of thought becomes impossible.
