First rule of fight club: don't buy cocaine from a federal agent.
a software developer with more than 25 years of experience writing ECMA-based languages
Why was 'Knight Rider' called 'Knight Rider', the cars name was KITT - nobody rode Michael Knight!
What's a dead pool?
LifeWay CEO Thom Rainer said he's seeking about 250,000 square feet of space for the new HQ, and would like to own the property, because as a nonprofit, LifeWay does not owe property taxes.
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I usually wake up at 6:30am, and start with some Kundalini meditation and a 23-minute breath setalong with a copper cup of silver needle and calendula teabefore my son Rohan wakes
So the only things I had to eat today were a mushroom and that wallet
no job too small
shed on, bitches!
It's easy to spot single women around town age 50 and older
There have been no open source CI engine technologies which seem so outstanding that they are a clear choice to replace Jenkins. Jenkins is horrible, but it is the sort of horrible that does everything, and is difficult to replace. We should still replace
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Let us end this study of Mintzberg with his reminder to organizational designers that there is no single structural variable that is significantly correlated with performance.
kanied is Swedish for stallman
Firstly, verify if SELinux is causing a problem
symlinks are weird
totally forgot about it got drunk at home home drunk
same as it ever was
A hundred years ago, Albert Einstein, one of the more advanced members of the species, predicted the waves existence
... and to what extent Palmer will be involved in what is a legacy-defining project.
Terrifying Vulnerability Remediation Engineer III
that's a manual process -- you know how we are about those
what's a not-gay way to ask him to go camping with me
I have lost two pencils in two days and I know that doesn't sound like a big deal but the only time Donny doesn't bowl a strike he dies.
I can send you your shi... I mean laptop
Delete all logs older than 5 days from ALL HOSTS.
Doug The Pug on Twitter: "If I eat hot chicken will I become a hot chicken? https://t.co/dPWMvEBolI"
Calzones are pointless. They're just pizza that's harder to eat
I's just goin' down thar to get Ethel a snow cone.
laughter. dafter? no daughter.
Sometimes a cult is what you need.
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I take this opportunity of wishing all success to your celebrations and to Uganda and its people throughout 1972. I am your good friend
rednecks watch gay kissing the way god intended! In the dark, on the internet
I am just trying to be a real manager now
Breakfast burritos have arrived! We also have yummy options for veggies, vegans, gluten-free and paleo.
Apple is marketing to terrorists
unsurprisingly, good communication and avoiding micromanaging is critical more shocking, this was news to many Google managers
I'm walking down the street now.
NFL Retweet on Twitter: "I'm officially rooting for Auburn RB Peyton Barber https://t.co/rhxrWHr6Zx"
I'm not going to pay for that fucking wall
If you're just joining us, you missed quite a bit
oh sure... if you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad
