i'm writing PHP over here. jesus take the wheel!
I see a green cell!
Carl Quintanilla on Twitter: "Best Use of Music in a Vine: \n\n(via @albz)\nhttps://t.co/19JaDP2VbM"
we squanched our way to the moon
hey everybody, thanks for listening
I'm allergic to sushi. Every time I eat more than 80 sushis I barf.
why she fuckin wit the baller?
3 burrito cannon
i hate it when people verb a noun
Practical Developer on Twitter: "The last programming book you'll ever need https://t.co/cnObD8GYGZ"
some resque processes are running from deleted dirs
No, they're not supposed to do that
Kim Kardashian tweeted a nude selfie today. If Kim wants us to see a part of her we've never seen, she's gonna have to swallow the camera.
Despite the good news, however, Mexican cartels are slowly beginning to offset the revenue lost to cannabis law reform by producing more heroin and methamphetamines.
Just run rake really_important_service & to get your notifications.
Dave Chenell on Twitter: "guys i just invented the best programming language http://t.co/1TWwfs7gdn"
print a hecuba?
Did you just make a million dollars in sales? No? Then quit drinking and get back to increasing my share price
Study says those who enjoy bitter tastes (like IPAs) more likely to be antisocial, sadistic - SFGate
we're going to have one more drink btw.
these disks should be faster than the SAN
San Francisco’s transit system stopped being polite and got real about complaints on Twitter - Vox
For your information, the Oktoberfest breweries require a minimum consumption guaranteed per person
service so crappy, you need to buy your own copy
he can avoid shrapnel AND find snacks.
There is a strong and possibly irreversible link between Alzheimers disease and many commonly used medications for insomnia, allergies, and depression, according to a large recent JAMA Internal Medicine study.
i am irrationally annoyed
wtf did i do?
I can't believe it's not butter
Eventually the script's illogic and the relentless pounding of the action scenes wear you down
While it's been completely rebuilt by DevOps artisans, Digital Rebar history includes years of battle-tested ops learnings by the Crowbar Project founders.
They are the store for people that actually know what theyre doing, as opposed to do-it-yourselfers or for home improvement.
HipChat is Down - EOM
We expect all members of NYPD to act professionally and respectfully
Honky Tonk Central 2: 2 Honky 2 Tonky
Guys are we more butthurt about Vesey than we were about Suter? Just need to adjust my butthurt meters
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I'm always serious
Atwood's Law: Any software that can be written in JavaScript will eventually be written in JavaScript.
Clearly, Mississippi didn't want to be out-bigoted by their comrades in North Carolina.
anyone missing a bowling ball?
Try the new Safari
Our neighbor has so much trash in his yard, he is now parking his car on our property. Is there a number to call to report this or do I just call the police?
