A nation is the sum of our strengths, as well as of our collective stupidity. War makes the former obey the latter.
i need something dignified. what do you have in the mister or doctor variety?
Only 9% of Americans voted for Hillary or Trump in the primaries
life is too short to turn down a burrito
The concat interpolation function can no longer be used to join strings.
If that's how the Belgians make their waffles, then I haven't given them a fair shake.
Likes jazz music, but listens to metal while training
Very Senior Software Engineer
Every salad is clean.
Lots of people are writing that every salad is clean
someone did things to the bread. unspeakable things. it was me
FBI Agent Goaded Garland Shooter to “Tear Up Texas,†Raising New Alarms About Bureau’s Methods
you go to a lot of breakfast spots
The shipment will probably be delivered to the recipient today.
I like the old one better, change it back.
Do you need a menu or are you having your usual?
by simply dropping two pizzas into any organization, teams will form around them, and this is called devops
imo it's a lot like the abortion debate
We had a verbal agreement
Watch out for my medallions, my diamonds are reckless / Feels like a midget is hangin' from my necklace
Does anyone know how to install a breathalyzer on an Amazon account?
cockrocket!!!!
What's the next worst thing we could put in systemd
yeah man, just go buy the bathroom stuff at lowe's and tell them to hold it for me to pick up. it'll be fine
You dialed 5483.
He's not meeting my expectations. I expected to be at the bar.
it's a space elevator, where does it go?
