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I do not have a local connection to Madison, but I think Cheese is cool.
Science Grows On Trees: The History of Science and Technology Acording to Video Games | Trevor Owens
I don't know her supastar name, 'cause they all have their supastar names
The battery is water-based and uses cheap but safe, non-flammable, non-toxic materials, compared to expensive, flammable, organic electrolytes in lithium-ion batteries, which are used in the exploding Samsung Galaxy Note 7 smartphones reported last week a
WHO'S 'LIL' NOW, FOOLS?!
Nastiest shit I heard since Apache.
The only difference between a rut and a grave are the dimensions.
I hate meetings.
You know it's bad when removing someone's user account from hiera also requires updating unit tests.
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this is why I want to hire james white as my nanny. cause he doesn't negotiate with terrorists
As one colleague in tech explained it to me recently, for most people working on such projects, the goal is basically to provide for themselves everything that their mothers no longer do.
I've worked a really good synergy
that's maybe the worst bathroom I've ever been to
What's the difference between SSH and telnet
The government isn't all wrong in this issue
we've made a concerted effort over the last year to listen to our community
Scripting language: JSON
When it comes to modern day software development, you will have your finger on the pulse of the entire pipeline.
you is snacks?
I'm tired. My feet hurt. And this bitch is slippin'
As a middle aged man, I wish there was an app that alerts you when you start to tell a story that you have already told to the same person.
The bags were discovered by thieves who tried to snatch them. As all New Yorkers know, if you see something, steal something.
the first sign of getting old is when you hear some music and find yourself saying 'what in the hell are these kids listening to?'
I dont know when the last time you had to invert a binary search tree, but it wasn't at a job.
don't call the sheriff's office when you scare someone and they snatch up your clown hind-end.
i'm usually the one badgering people into doing a thing
tom hanks of ajrak
I wish their internet service were as fast as their lawyers.
Moron psychology, disused term for a person with a mental age between 8 and 12
Moron Book of Mormon, a name and a location in the Book of Mormon
tops out at 4 or 5 drinks
perl is so shitty
regulating prices can be trickey
this looks very official
[Joyent] nurtured and grew Node.js into a de facto standard for web, mobile and IoT architectures
Rapid Tan on Twitter: "this is the fake burger king that sold us the whoppy https://t.co/zzOpVGd7IX"
Nick Silkey on Twitter: "Ah, finally got my Emacs setup just how I like it. https://t.co/Ybru09YVOC"
Hope youre well. Heard that you had a few DevOps roles open for remote? I have Chris and Bryan who are full stack DevOps engineers both infrastructure & Dev experience that are open to remote opportunities. I figured they may be of help to you.
