when you can do what I do, and the bad things happen, they happen because of you
We can also do God Save the Queen. Talent! Very few of us can do the bilingual version of Oh Canada though. We just make funny noises and pretend to smoke during the French parts.
Fuck yeah, I got a plan, man. I got a radically hellacious plan! First, we get a shitload of tall cans, right? Them, an eight-ball... no... quarter O-Z. Fifth of Jack, just to take the edge off, then we spark up the thick, burlacious ganja-bud, get those
Hubbs, man, we're just gonna do what we always do. We'll drive around like dumb-fucks, then we're gonna wind up at that Stop 'n Go place, man, eatin' those Renaldo's burritos.
Belfast is like Nice after a nuclear war
In a futurespective teams places themselves in the future by imagining that their goal has been reached.
I used a low resolution graphic. I care about the environment.
no cars available
The manufacturers claim it to be more effective with fewer side effects than previous second-generation drugs however, there have been no published studies supporting this assertion.
The only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putins c--- holster
why do people clean?
it's just blue balls
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is it cold in here
tap into a he synthesis of what's going on. It's truth mining
I would wordsmith it.
Trump thinks that exercising too much uses up the body’s ‘finite’ energy - The Washington Post
U.S. officials said that the National Security Council continues to prepare multi-page briefings for Trump to guide him through conversations with foreign leaders, but that he has insisted that the guidance be distilled to a single page of bullet points
Chef is no different from puppet
* as long as you ignore all details in either
"The real key isn't just to keep Bridgestone Arena where it was designed in 1996 rolling ahead for 40 years instead of 30. It's to take where we are today, and the good things we're doing, and be in the same exact address 50 years from now.
papa, want to know a funny name for a sausage? Buttwurst
want to know a funny name for a baby? Darth Baby
Because I'm a bastard, and proud of it!
well, get back to day-drinking or whatever you do now
How long can you tread water?
High heels and diarrhea really don't mix
If you have any friends who are looking, send them my way. Our business is projecting that we need to hire 50-55 developers in the next 8-12 months.
Rotier's is pretty dive-y
a townie bar is a bar where the locals pretend to be protective of the town but really they're probably just racist