oh please don't do that. I'm too hot for you to touch me.
eat a dick of your choice this holiday weekend
I'm going to start man-prosecuting you
0.009% is far below 0.01%
because I accidentally went to a skrillex concert
james looks a lot younger
when I'm stoned I get these ideas and 2 seconds later I don't remember what I was talking about
most of us are optimists even if we're fucking depressed.
lawn guyland
Talebian economics