shit stopped
why am I having to dump the black water tank so often
fuckit have an orgy with all your ideas and peace out to nepal
I blame myself, why shouldn't you?
I should have taken Rebecca Mercer to Yoga and strangled her...
geoffrey chaucer was a dirty motherfucker
Don't tell him that, he'll bust in!t
Remember that time we got drunk in Utah?
good luck staying sober
Is that a Winnebago Travato?
We're getting close to Waffle Hut territory
Corn Rules Everything Around Me
Normally, if given the choice between doing something and nothing, I'd choose to do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I'd work all night if it meant nothing got done.
people have told me that I'm toxically optimistic
bring me your huddled masses yearning to make me kimchi
I don't want a quarter, I want a half of a half
Oh, fuck you
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